My Dilemma with Older Guys

Okay, I know I haven’t been blogging a lot lately because a lot has been happening lately too. Everything’s making me so busy that I barely even have the time to think about what to write, when to write and how to write whatever I have in mind. Since I’m kinda bum at work now, I decided to write something about this weird trending that’s currently happening these past few months. I’ve been getting these invites. No, not just invites. Absurd invites, but not necessarily indecent proposals. Let me go straight to the point.

I just don’t freakin’ understand why I always get a lot of invites from older guys. I don't have anything against older guys. It's just that they’re like 9-15 years older than I am. Gawd. I’m still 24, everyone even tells me I look my age. But statistically, 3 out 5 guys who invite me are old, err, older. One time I asked my friend “pangit na ba talaga ako?” He felt oblivious and asked me why. Then he told me “hell no, you’re good looking. I bet it won’t be that hard for you to hook up with some guy.” At some point, yes, I believed him. Hooking up is easy. But I want more than hooking up, I want a relationship. That’s where I’m such a loser at. I’m not necessarily uber good-looking; I’m not trashy ugly as well. I just don’t get the fact that I am an “older-guy-magnet”. Let me give you a picture of some of the recent messages I got from Grindr, and PR. Yes, I have those. Funny noh? But I just use them for parking purposes. Mainly just for making friends but nothing really sexual.

Grindr –
Guy: Inan, 33 yrs old, uber chubby, looks older than his real age.
Message: Still in Cebu or in Davao already?
Me: Davao. Why? (my status in Grindr still said I was in Cebu. Foolish of me.)
Message: Wanna have coffee or something?
Me: QA Manager, right?
Message: Yup. You from (name of company)?
Me: just somewhere around :)
Message: ok

I know, it kinda scared him off. Yes, we work in the same company. He’s just 2 levels higher than I was. We keep crossing paths and he just looks at me as if I am a very familiar face to him. He still keeps doing that until now and seriously, it creeps me out. Fortunately, he hasn’t sent me any messages from then. I think it really scared him the fact that someone from Grindr knows that he’s a big boss. Uhm, wait, he’s a big gay boss.

Grindr –
Guy: Gr8mansex, age was hidden, had a great body but covered his face with his iPhone 3GS
Message: Hi there. Care to have some coffee with me?
Me: (suplado mode) facepic?
Message: 38 yr old single guy here. Still interested? (WTF was that question all about?)
Me: I’m fine as long as you’re not rude. (If you know what I mean)
Message: Hehe. Does one become rude as one gets older ba?
Me: hehe. That’s not what I meant
Message: I make you laugh nga diba? Hehe. I know.
*sends facepic*

DUDE!! He freakinly looks like my uncle! Damn. His body tricked me, it looked like a 22-year old model’s body. But seriously, he looks so freakin’ old. Since I was so polite, I just went on with the conversation. I just kept saying either “cool” or “nice” or “ok” but the messages still kept coming. Mehn, I don’t know what’s with this guy. I just wished he look like Gale Harold or Gerard Butler, who are obviously older than him but look WAY younger than their age. DAMN!

Planetromeo –
Guy: JoeyAlbertJones, 31 yrs old, no picture at all.
Message: I find your profile a bit mystifying. You’re right. None of the guys here even read the profile.
Me: Hehe
Message: Care to make friends?
Me: Sure. Facepic? (suplado mode again)
Message: Here you go
Me: (Me says in mind: damn, this guy looks good.. with his shirt on that is.) so you’re 31, right?
Message: I’m actually 33. I hope you don’t mind

Then he invites me to view his Skype cam. I told him I didn’t have a cam although I had one. I just wasn’t that comfortable showing him what he was asking for. Yes, the guy’s testosterone level was over the limit and he was asking me if I can strip for him. So he insisted showing me his cam. Mehn, he had a nice great body; super flawless, doesn’t really look like he’s 33. But wait, he kept playing with his toy underneath his boxers. He was effin’ horny already. What I just didn’t like about him was that he kept inviting me to come to his hotel room so we can have some “fun”, if you know what I mean. Damn, and he still keeps sending me those invites. I'm not so sure why he's been in that hotel for so long.

Grindr –
Guy: Hotdaddy88, 42 yrs old, proudly divorced, uber chubby, hair was almost receding.
Message: Wanna have coffee?
Me: I think you’re just too far away. (He was like 150Km away from where I was. What the hell was he thinking?)
Me: And no offense, I think I’m just too young for you
Message: I wasn’t after sex
Me: I know because you obviouslyinvited me for coffee. But then again, you’re too old for me.

I just totally shut him off. Dude, he was too far and I didn’t think he’d go to the extreme of travelling very far just to have coffee with me. And damn, he was 14 years older than I was! He’s not even anywhere close to being the hot guy that he was saying! Nuff said. I just wanna forget that invite. DAMN!!

I don’t know what’s wrong with these guys. Not to brag but these are only a few of the many invites I get every week. Like, every freakin’ week! I don’t look like some twink boy which these daddies can spend their peso on. I obviously don’t also look like some guy who needs a sugar daddy to buy me what I need. I am a yuppie and I can afford whatever I want (hambog ko noh? Haha) But seriously, is there something with the way I look that attracts these older guys, making them want to invite me in having coffee or worst, sex? I hope this fiasco would stop. I really don’t have anything against older guys. To be honest, some of them turn me on. But these guys who keep on inviting me aren’t just one of them. Maybe I'm just to picky, noh? Hay, I just hope this would stop. PERIOD!


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